2026-05-31 –, Talks room
You've been copy-pasting into ChatGPT like a peasant. Meanwhile, Claude has been writing my policy documents, analyzing my Jira boards, roasting my colleagues' architecture proposals, planning my events, generating my presentations, building full apps inside the chat window, and — yes — drafting this very talk proposal. In this unhinged 60-minute tour, I'll demo everything Claude can actually do when you stop treating AI like a search engine with anxiety, and make the case that the real bottleneck in your workflow was never the tooling. It was always you.
"Kiss My Claude" is a 69-minute live demo/rant for people who like to take things apart and see what happens.
Treating AI as a UNIX philosophy component — Claude has a computer. It has bash. It reads and writes files. It has network access. Once you stop thinking of it as a chatbot and start thinking of it as a weird, opinionated coworker who lives in a container, everything changes.
Expect a terminal, live demos that might break, mass-model-comparison chaos, opinions that might offend, and zero slides that were made by dragging text boxes around.
